(1 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "Canoeing on the river? Nah, I'm not really into that."
(2 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "The traffic here is a breeze!"
(3 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "Want to meet downtown Rohnert Park?"
(4 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "It is so affordable to live here!"
(5 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "Why isn't Sonoma the center of Sonoma County?"
(6 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "It'll be cheap to rebuild!"
(7 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "I can't wait to drive to San Francisco at zero-dark-thirty so I can make it to work on time!"
(8 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "I have so much disposable income after I just paid my cheap rent." (Courtesy Photo)
(9 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "Go Dodgers!"
(10 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "Where are the wineries around here?"
(11 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "Sonoma County has the best roads in the state."
(12 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "I am so tired of all this beautiful weather."
(13 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "Drink a craft beer? Nah, I'll just have a water instead."
(14 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "Anyone know where I can get a decent burrito around here?"
(15 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "Which way to Gurney-ville?"
(16 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "What kind of wine do they grow around here?"
(17 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "Too bad there aren't any good restaurants around here."
(18 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "There aren't enough wineries in Sonoma County."
(19 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "Wait...is pot legal now?"
(20 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "No one famous has ever lived around here." (KENT PORTER/ PD FILE)
(21 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "I never thought about having a backyard chicken."
(22 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "I miss the snow." (Courtesy Photo)
(23 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "I love that Sonoma Aroma!"
(24 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "I love driving behind wine tasters on the weekend."
(25 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "I can't believe how quickly our roads get fixed around here."
(26 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: (This one is especially for flood-prone Guerneville) "Let's store all of our most prized possession in the space below the house."
(27 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "Hot air balloon ride over the vineyards? Of course I've done that."
(28 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "I wish our hills weren't so green."
(29 of ) Things locals would never say about Sonoma County: "I'll just take SMART to get to San Francisco."