Bouverie open house; a dying computer
Twenty-two sevenths
This coming weekend, Saturday March 14 is p Day. Yes, a day to indulge in American’s favorite dessert – apple pie perhaps. But also a day to celebrate Pi, the never-ending mathematical number that some young math whizzes delight in memorizing to 100 digits. Pi’s practical application is in finding the circumference of a circle when you know its diameter.
This year is a significant because on 3/14/15 at 9:26:53 a.m. the first 10 numbers of pi are expressed in the date and time. We also appreciate that March 14 is Albert Einstein’s birthday.
But, best of all for folks in this Valley, the Bouverie Preserve is celebrating an open house that day. While serving pie hasn’t been discussed, I know they will offer cookies to guests. And, if you especially enjoy math, you can calculate the circumference of your cookie as you amble down the trail. Docents will be on hand to offer hikes at 10 a.m., noon and 2 p.m.
Gilman Hall, the preserve’s science and education center, will also be open for exploration. There, children (and like-minded adults) will enjoy dissecting owl pellets, stamping a mammal track card, or viewing the bird skins. Literary visitors might enjoy composing a Bouverie Pi-Ku, a short poem with the first line three syllables, the second line one syllable, the third line four syllables, etc.
Bouverie’s Open House is from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. All visitors are welcome, just show up at the Preserve, 13935 Sonoma Highway 12 in Glen Ellen. I’ll be at the desk welcoming visitors, so stop by and introduce yourself.
Geeks get it done
Ordinarily I would not profess a love of technical geeks. Engineers’ minds remain an enigma to me. However, today I have to sing their praises. Techies rescued a whole lot of information recently, information that means nothing to most of the world, but everything to me, thereby putting an end to my dreadful fantasies of data lost forever.
Just over two weeks ago, I was lying in bed watching an old episode of “Downton Abbey,” my trusty computer propped by a pillow covering my tummy, knees bent to support it. Sweetie, next to me in bed suddenly said, “Did you know your battery door is bulging?”
“Huh, Sweetie, it that some kind of techno, geeky love talk?”
“No, look at the underside of your computer.”
Lifting it off the pillow, I could feel its heat. Yep, Sweetie was right, the underside of my computer was bulging badly, and hot to touch, nearly smoking. Expecting it to burst into flames any minute, I clicked it off, listening while it emitted a sort of terminal moan. Suddenly, I was more worried about my data than I was about Isis, Lord Grantham’s dog, who was about to emit a terminal moan of his own.
Antiquated, beat up, and covered with stickers
Clearly my machine was kaput. The next morning, Sweetie kindly schlepped it into town while I stayed home attempting to re-create a column on Sweetie’s computer, an unfamiliar beast … without notes, without contact numbers, without much of a memory. Sweetie’s parting words, “I’m sure I’ll have this back soon; it’ll be fine.”
My old computer has served me well for more than 20 years. But it’s antiquated and beat up, covered with two decades of “I Voted” stickers, along with a few other accouterments befitting its era. The keys often stick (a consequence of dribbling coffee over the keyboard) and the plastic case sported cracks and breaks, patched with tape. But I loved it.
Alas, even the clever computer fixing folks could not promise it back the same day. They hoped in 24 hours to retrieve what data they could.
24 becomes 48
When I called the next day, they said to call again in 48 hours. I grew more anxious, suddenly sure that my mediocre poetry, essays and short stories in progress were potential blockbusters that would have guaranteed my posthumous fame. Mostly I mourned the loss of two decades of photos that weren’t duplicated on Sweetie’s machine.
Finally, the computer folks called and I trotted into town to retrieve it. Yes, they did give me back my old machine, a sorry wretched wreck. However, they also presented me with the surprise that Sweetie had bought for me: a new computer with all of my data safely transferred.
Was I thrilled? Was I grateful? Yes, I offered sincere thanks to the techie folks who saved my pictures, stories and notes.
However, all I could initially say to Sweetie was a grumpy, “miss my old machine.” I wanted the white one, working. This new-fangled gift, a dull silver color, sported no stickers, no personality, and all the new-improved programs were driving me nuts.
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