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Wine Dogs

Sep 21, 2012 - 01:50 PM
FRENCHIE

Frenchie Winery at Raymond Vineyards

Nickname:  Frenchie… I know kind of boring, but true.

Sign: Aquarius—but in dog years, I’m not quite sure.

Like to hang:  Pretty much anywhere I can get a belly rub and some handouts.

Favorite food: Not sure if I should say this—sounds like I’m a cannibal— but I really dig hot dogs.

Best quality:  My eyes, my tail, my hair, my ears, my mouth, my swagger, my smile. There’s more, but I’ll keep my comments to a minimum.

Worst thing done lately?  What happens at Frenchie Winery stays at Frenchie Winery.

Like to chew: Mostly processed meat items.

Drink from the toilet:  Come on, I’m a dog.  Duh!

Cats: I’ll take the Fifth.

Bed or the sofa: Both.

Anything else? I hate Halloween, but I love dressing up. Strange huh?

Oh, I occasionally like to chase my tail, even though I don’t have one.

 

 

 

 

DIXIE

Beltane Ranch

Nickname: No!

Sign: Don’t know. I came from the pound.

Like to hang: Under the bushes outside the door so I can bite my mom’s feet as soon as she comes out. I like it when she wears Uggs. It’s like herding little sheep.

Favorite food: Three-day-old garbage, and nothing you can do will stop me.

Best quality: Loyalty.

Worst thing done lately: In the last five minutes? How about eating part of that fresh cow pie and then rolling in it?

Like to chew: Heels. I’m a blue heeler. Stupid question.

Drink from the toilet? There‘s nothing I haven’t done.

Cats: I love cats. Where there’s a cat there’s a dish of cat food.

Bed or sofa: Another stupid question. The bed of course. The sofa is for Duke, that ridiculous black Lab.

 

 

 

 

BENI

Muscardini cellars

Nickname: Benjamin Yahoo.

Sign: Libra.

Like to hang: The tasting room, or Swiss Hotel front patio.

Favorite food: Red meat.

Best quality: Lover Boy.

Worst thing done lately: Slept all day.

Like to chew: Pigs ears. Yum.

Drink from toilet: Never.

Cats: Love to chase them.

Bed or sofa: Black leather sofa at office and home. And by the way, dogs hang their heads out of car windows because people fart.

 

 

 

 

BRUNO

B.R. Cohn

Nickname: Brun.

Sign: Not sure.

Like to hang: At the office.

Favorite food: Greenies.

Best Quality: Playing fetch.

Worst thing done lately: Ran away from home for a couple hours.

Like to chew: My stuffed animal collection.

Drink from the toilet: I would, but they keep the lid closed.

Cats: I love a good chase.

Bed or sofa: The bed, when I can get away with it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ZIGGY

Sojourn Cellars

Nickname: Ziggy the Love Dog.

Sign: Buy Wine Now.

Like to hang: The leather sofa in the Sojourn tasting salon.

Favorite food: Brian Flannery 24-oz, bone-in, rib-eye steak,
medium rare.

Best quality: What I was trained for—the ability to sniff out TCA
 (the stuff that causes cork taint).

Worst thing done lately: Steal baby Julia’s toys and hide them.

Like to chew: Tennis balls.

Drink from the toilet: Do I look like I drink from the toilet? Nah! But
I once tried to use the toilet.

Cats: Cats are a love/hate thing. Best to be wary.

Bed or sofa: Sofa by day, bed by night (or whenever I’m home alone).

 

 

 

 

SCOTCH

Envolve Winery

Nickname: Scotchie.

Sign: Capricorn.

Like to hang: My dad’s bed.

Favorite food: Grandma’s leftovers, filet mignon.

Best quality: I’m super handsome.

Worst thing done lately: Growled at a bum.

Like to chew: Dried chicken strips.

Drink from the toilet: Nope.

Cats: Hate them. Really hate them.

Bed or sofa: My dad’s bed. I’m always the little spoon.

 

 

 

 

MILES & MERLE

Dunstan Wines

 

Nickname: Miles—Mileage. Merle—The Sheriff.

Sign: Miles—Gemini. Merle—Virgo.

Like to hang: Miles—Under any desk.
Merle—At the barn.

Favorite food: Miles—Greenies (doggie crack).
Merle—Toast.

Best quality: Miles—Who says love is a weakness?
Merle—I’m noble.

Worst thing done lately: Miles—Fell off the bed.
Merle—Departed this world.

Like to chew: Miles—Greenies!!!
Merle—A good idea.

Drink from the toilet? Miles—I’m a lady. No way.
Merle—Never!

Cats: Miles—I do my best to ignore them.
Merle—No comment, I plead the Fifth.

Bed or Sofa: Miles—The bed, of course.
Merle—The night watch never sleeps.

 

 

 

 

GIGI

Gundlach Bundschu

Nickname: Geegers.

Sign: Scorpio.

Like to hang: With the office gals.

Favorite food: Anything but kibble.

Best quality: Looking cute.

Worst thing: Barking too loud at school kids.

Like to chew: Rawhide bones.

Drink from the toilet: Look at me! Do I look like I drink from a toilet?

Cats: Love them. Best friend is the office cat.

Sofa or bed: BED!

 

 

 

 

BUBBA LARSON

Larson Family Winery

Nickname: Gordo.

Sign: Aquarius. Love the water.

Like to hang: In the vineyards or the tasting room by the picnic tables.

Favorite food: Carne asada.

Best quality: Gentle and sweet.

Worst thing done lately: Get in the trash and make quite a mess…again.

Like to chew: Food.

Drink from the toilet: Never!

Cats: Love our cat Picasso. Like to mess with him.

Bed or sofa: Me, my littermate Pete, and Picasso prefer the bed.

 

 

 

 

PEPPER

Nicholson Ranch

Nickname(s): Pepperoni, Peppermint, “You’re Soo Cute.”

Sign: Fire hydrant.

Like to hang: Near the messiest eater picnicking by the lake.

Favorite food: Whatever you’re eating.

Best quality: Good physique, pretty eyes, being extra cute around food.

Worst thing done lately: This photoshoot and interview. The pooperazzi are following me. And I used to pull bungs from the pinot barrels.

Like to chew: Rocks, the bigger the better. Don’t waste the tennis balls.

Drink from the toilet: Never. No….not today, anyway.

Cats: Love to chase them. Hate it when they don’t run.

Bed or sofa: I’m not allowed in the bedroom. I like the sofa, I sleep with all four paws in the air.

 

 

 

 

ROMA

Little family winery

Nickname: Roma Tomato.

Sign: Scorpio.

Like to hang: In the tasting room. Tasters give me treats and rub my belly.

Favorite food: Everything.

Best quality: Very loyal, very good at eating leftovers.

Worst thing done lately: I ate grapes off the vine, but they were green. Yuck.

Like to chew: Any kind of treats.

Drink from the toilet: Never. But I love to drink out of the winery fountain.

Cats: Cats are my best friends!

Bed or sofa: My roommate, Sonny, and I each have a room in the doggie duplex.

 

 

 

From the 2012 Fall issue of SONOMA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sep 26, 2012 04:03 pm
 Posted by  Michael Moore

Hey guys, you all sound super cool. My name is Jackson and I live in Hollywood! My daddies love to go to Napa and Sonoma, maybe next time they go they'll bring me and I can meet some of you. Check out my blog when you have a minute, it's at http://yourdailyjackson.blogspot.com

See you!

Jackson!

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