A simple social experiment
I have a virtual plethora of pears and did think to share of such.
I filled a basket with fruit, placed it out by the street with a sign that read, "Free pears."
I set the basket upon an antique stool, along with a paper bag filled with plastic bags for those passers by who might partake.
All this was under video view for the beauty of the exchange. Many a dog walker and small groups took part in the grand experiment but then, two eeeediots chose to take all the pears, smash the stool and rip the basket apart.
Little did they know all of this was recorded via digital video.
They say "Payback is a ... female dog who has whelped many a pup," but in this case, "payback's a ... YOU!"
So when payback does make its timely appearance, remember you two fools, no good comes from such stupidity and you are a reminder that, in some cases, the issue of abortion, in my humble opinion, should be retroactive.
Rev. Marcos Zapatero